(For those of you not familiar with the Neptunia series, Neptune breaks the 4th wall constantly and CPU is the name given to the leaders of the nations, also this doesn't include spoilers)
One day on Planeptune the nation's leader the most lazy and useless CPU was just waking up from a midday nap in her room. "Hey what's with that introduction" Neptune complained yawning as she got up "People not familiar with me won't understand how amazing I am if you introduce me like that" Neptune complained to the writer, wearing her typical dress and underneath it she was wearing "No, no, no your introduction time is over and you're not telling them what underwear I'm wearing" Neptune interrupted.
"Ahem looks like I will have to do this myself as usual; I am Neptune, the most beautiful and beloved CPU in the world of Gamindustri, here today to entertain all the wonderful readers of this story" Neptune smiled at where a camera would be. "Now I'm sure you all came here expecting me to have my panti